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A shrewd young Pondo, who had been
coming year after year, applied for some
of his savings, and gave as a reason that he
wanted to buy a wife. “But you said the
same thing last year,” replied Captain [43] Dallas; “I hope nothing has happened.”
“No,” said the man; “one wife, she
quarrel with me; two wives, they quarrel
with each other; me peace!”