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It’s certainly healthier than my usual coping mechanisms: drinking wine and complaining. Now, I don’t know very much about gardening but I do know that you need soil, so I ordered a couple of large bags of the stuff online. The soil took a couple of days to arrive and just minutes to be stolen by porch pirates .