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Drunk guy staggers up to the cop and says, "Hey, man, somebody stole my car!" The cop asks, "Where was it?" The drunk guy, holding out a car key to the cop, replies, "Right on the end of this key." The cop looks at the drunk guy with frustration and tells him, "You'll have to go down to the station and fill out a report."