http://www.guardian2zotagl6tmjucg3lrhxdk4dw3lhbqnkvvkywawy3oqfoprid.onion/commentisfree/2022/jul/05/porch-pirates-have-been-stealing-my-online-shopping-but-now-i-have-a-secret-weapon-and-her-name-is-norma
(Which I am never going to do because 1) I don’t have a car, and 2) I am lazy.) You know what definitely doesn’t deter package thieves? Video doorbells or security cameras. There was a video doorbell on our house when we moved in, so I activated it thinking it might be useful.