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Then, today, I remembered Bluetooth, which the card I had lying around supports! My motherboard (an ASRock B650 PG Lightning) has a m.2 slot for WiFi cards, so I decided to give it a try. I am currently on Debian trixie with a 6.12.22 kernel. It is the current Debian testing, but it is expected to become the new stable in a few months.